Saturday, March 04, 2006

Sporting Events

Mr. Big Dubya, what is a Big Dubya anyway?, put it out there that it may be fun to put a list together of sporting events you would love to attend. So I am going to play along, the problem is that I am a homer, I don't care unless it is my team and it means something.

I do watch alot of Red Sox baseball, but the trip into Fenway, the ride home and the seats while you are there, make it much more fun to watch from home. I go to Fenway usually one time a year, the tickets are always a gift, and it still cost a couple hundred bucks.
The Number 1 sporting event I would like to witness live is game 7 of the ALCS against the Yankees, in a Luxury Box at Fenway Park.

I watch almost every Patriots game, again, the trip to and from Foxborough from the Northshore is crazy. My living room or that of a friend with HD is better.
Number 2 sporting event I would like to witness in person are the Patriots in the SuperBowl.

My wildcard sporting event is the PBR thats right cowfolk the Professional Bull Riders tour. Those guys are out of their minds. Disaster lurks everywhere, at any moment they could DIE. Those animals are no joke! I think they weigh almost a ton, the dudes that ride them are mostly little guys, 5'9" 175lbs, I don't think the cows even know they are there, unless the fool decides to start kicking.

The animals jump because of the Buck Strap. The Buck Strap puts the bulls bullhood in a compromising position, the animal is trying to shake his nuts loose. Imagine that, squeezing his nuts before you climb on his back, you have to be kidding me. If you have ever watched it on television, once the clown releases the Buck Strap the animal heads straight for the pen, before the Strap is release the cow is trying to kill the fella who was just on his back. Who can blame the cow? not me, if I were a bull and some guy sqeezed my balls then jumped on my back I would try to kill him too.

As an aside if the Bruins make it to Lord Stanley's Cup that would be fun, and who could turn down Celtics tickets if they were playing for a title? Not me, how much would I spend? Not much.



Blogger Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

I said it over there, and I'll say it over here:

I want to see a Super Bowl.
I'd love to go to a Bucs away game. (But nowhere where they stab you if you aren't wearing an Eagles jersey)

5:20 PM EST  

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