Wednesday, January 17, 2007

My Fine Is

I found this out there on the Internet. Go get your calculator and begin the tally. I owe $510.10, this number is far higher than the person from whom I lifted the list.
Please keep your infractions to yourself, we are not interested in the specifics of your debauchery.


* Smoked pot — $10
* Did acid — $5
* Ever had sex at church — $25
* Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
* Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
* Had sex for money — $100
* Vandalized something — $20
* Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
* Beat up someone — $20
* Been jumped — $10
* Crossed dressed — $10
* Given money to stripper — $25
* Been in love with a stripper — $20
* Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
* Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
* Ever drive drunk — $20
* Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
* Used toys while having sex — $30
* Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
* Went skinny dipping — $5
* Had sex in a pool — $20
* Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
* Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
* Cheated on your significant other — $10
* Masturbated — $10
* Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
* Done oral — $5
* Got oral — $5
* Done / got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
* Stole something — $10
* Had sex with someone in jail — $25
* Made a nasty home video — $15
* Had a threesome — $50
* Had sex in the wild — $20
* Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
* Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
* Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
* Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
* Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
* Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
* Went streaking — $5
* Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
* Been arrested — $5
* Spent time in jail — $15
* Peed in the pool — $0.50
* Played spin the bottle — $5
* Done something you regret — $20
* Had sex with your best friend — $20
* Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
* Had anal sex — $80
* Lied to your mate — $5
* Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

So how did you do?
Leave your fine in the comments.

Labels:

4 Comments:

Anonymous MaryP said...

Wait a minute. This list is seriously flawed.

POT is $10 but ACID is only five? Hello? Which is more dangerous?

And toys with sex warrants $30??? Worse than illegal drugs? Worse than theft? Worse than assault?

Masturbated, and oral? And these are bad, why? (But I guess at $15 for a lifetime's worth of play, I guess it's pretty minimal.)

You never peed in the pool, huh? Not even as a little kid? Guess you believed those stories your mom told you about the water turning purple around you if you did...

Oh, and my fine? $480.60

10:01 AM EST  
Blogger Peter said...

Yeah I know, but it was fun to take and play anyway.
No, I never peed in the pool, did plenty of other things in the pool though.

9:27 AM EST  
Anonymous freezio said...

This is a whole other side of you, Peter. Hey, is the fine per instance, or unlimmited? 'Cause I'd be in serious trouble on some of those items (ahem...masterbation) if it's per instance.

2:18 PM EST  
Blogger Peter said...

Freezio, what is the fine?

6:04 PM EST  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home